Warning: this fic is un-beta'd
I'm not kidding about the above, It is also a crack!fic (in that the situation described is not something that could happen in RL and I know that, thanks, I wonder if the House MD writers get those notes, they do stuff that's almost as crazy. Almost) so with that in mind if you'd like to read some cracky-hurt/comfort House/Cuddy/Wilson-y schmaltz click the link
the fic is set at the beginning of S4, during House's Survivor Game. It was written during the hiatus between S3 and S4.
( badfic under here.... you have been warned... click at your own risk.... )