Last year I signed up for two fics for the Cuddy-Fest. The first, "Living the Nightmare." I finished in time. Yay me :) The second, barnburner for the prompt "Five times Cuddy really wanted to hit House and one time she did." Remains unfinished and at this point it probably won't be. I figure if canon Cuddy has enough self-control to not punch House when he says "You'd make a great mother." in Joy or after the boob grab in LTEC, she isn't going too.
Since how Cuddy was compelled to use the password "partypants" for the PPTH main frame relates to the time (in my fic) that she did hit him and it came up in a discussion I'm posting it here.
This is a vignette, unfinished and unbetaed, and since I'm dysgraphic and have a doctor’s note that says punctuation is optional, when I say unbeated I really do mean read at your own risk. You have been warned.
( Barnburn unfinished and unbetaed. )